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Hi! I'm BrianHaarmann

I'm a passionate creator and problem solver, skilled in design, mechanics, and data analysis. I thrive on turning complex challenges into innovative solutions, bringing ideas to life through my expertise in fabrication and technology. Join me on a journey where imagination meets reality.

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About me

     I'm a creator at heart and a problem solver by nature. My journey is a tapestry woven with threads of creativity and technical expertise, encompassing roles as diverse as a Designer, Welder, Mechanic, Technician, Data Analyst, and Entrepreneur.

I thrive on challenges and possess a deeply technical and analytical mind. I'm fascinated by technology and data, constantly seeking insights that lead to improvement, iteration, and innovation.  I make sense of the chaos by scripting SQL transformations to derive actionable insights.  My passion lies in discovering unique, 'out of the box' solutions to complex problems.


For me, the process of dreaming, building, and creating is not just a profession—it's a way of life. I bring ideas to life, transforming drawings and sketches into tangible realities through cutting, welding, and fabricating.  My curiosity drives me to dismantle things only to reassemble them, gaining a deeper understanding of their mechanics. In my eyes, the world is a canvas of endless possibilities.

Join me in this journey of exploration and discovery, where every challenge is an opportunity, and every idea holds the promise of something extraordinary.


Jan 2021 - Present · 2 yrs 11 mos

Business Intelligence Data Services Engineer


NY, Remote

Business Intelligence Data Transformation SQL Developer

  • Translates business requirements into technical solutions.

  • Provides client support for timely insights generation.

  • Skilled in process orientation and technical documentation.

  • Expert in SnowFlake Cloud Platform for data pipeline development and deployment.

  • Aids data professionals in initiatives with optimal data delivery architecture.

  • Designs and implements large-scale data platforms on SnowFlake Cloud Platform.

  • Implements client-specific solutions and configurations.

  • Develops and maintains effective data pipeline architectures.

  • Drives internal process improvements through automation and data delivery optimization.

  • Strong analytical abilities for diverse datasets from various sources.

  • Excellent project management and organizational skills.

  • Proficient in collaborative, cross-functional team environments.

  • Skilled in SQL, MySQL, SnowSQL, SnowFlake, SnowPipe, S3.

  • Experienced in relational SQL databases.

  • Knowledgeable in data pipeline and workflow management tools.


Skills: Skill Development · Data Processing · Data Cleaning · Dashboard Building · Amazon S3 · Building Performance · Technical Presentations · Public Speaking · Communication · Business Intelligence (BI) · Technical Solution Design · Technical Requirements · Team Collaboration · Enterprise Solution Design · Procedural · Knowledge Acquisition · Consultative Approach · Solutions Engineering · Key Metrics · Defining Requirements · Data Science · Data Access

Mar 2018 - Jan 2022 · 3 yrs 11 mos

Sales Engineer


NY, Remote

Sales Engineer

  • Assisted customers in understanding NinjaCat's value during the sales process.

  • Conducted product demonstrations and addressed customer queries in initial sales calls.

  • Provided support during proof of concept sessions.

  • Responded to inbound customer support inquiries.

  • Facilitated the rollout of NinjaCat into production post-sale.

  • Documented interesting use cases and maintained product documentation.


Skills: Skill Development · Dashboard Building · Amazon S3 · Technical Presentations · Sales Engineering · Public Speaking · Complex Sales · Communication · Technical Solution Design · Technical Requirements · Team Collaboration · Enterprise Solution Design · Procedural · Presentations · Knowledge Acquisition · Consultative Approach · Solutions Engineering · Key Metrics · Defining Requirements · Data Science · Data Access · Client Onboarding · Customer Onboarding · Product Demonstration · Technical Demonstrations · Technical Documentation

Sep 2016 - Mar 2018 · 1 yr 7 mos

SalesForce Administrator 


NY, Remote

SalesForce Administrator 

  • Collaborated with the Revenue Operations team to gather requirements, prioritize enhancements, and coordinate release-related communications.

  • Developed strong relationships and in-depth understanding of internal group processes to identify opportunities.

  • Designed new business processes to enhance operational efficiency organization-wide.

  • Supported remote Sales and Services teams using SFDC for customer management, territory, pipeline, and deal tracking.

  • Provided prompt and clear responses to daily technical inquiries.

  • Assisted with SFDC onboarding and offboarding processes.

  • Served as a Salesforce expert and advisor for internal users, addressing and escalating issues as necessary.

  • Skilled in managing Salesforce feature requests and creating advanced reports/dashboards.

  • Implemented advanced automations to address complex business challenges.

  • Knowledgeable in Salesforce integrations and their impact on business processes.

  • Exhibited excellent verbal, written, and visual communication skills.

  • Demonstrated strong problem-solving, judgment, and organizational abilities.

  • Quick to grasp and independently learn sophisticated concepts.

  • Capable of prioritizing multiple projects without compromising on detail or deadlines.

  • Proficient in Excel and managing large data sets.

  • Adept at writing clear, concise user stories and documenting process changes/instructions.


Skills: Skill Development · Dashboard Building · Technical Presentations · Public Speaking · Complex Sales · Communication · Team Collaboration · Enterprise Solution Design · Procedural · Knowledge Acquisition · Solutions Engineering · Key Metrics · Defining Requirements · Data Science · Data Access · Administration · Salesforce Lightning · Development · Implementation

Mar 2016 - Mar 2018 · 2 yrs 1 mo

Customer Support Technician 


NY, Remote

Customer Support Technician

  • Expert in both UI and backend functionalities of the NinjaCat platform.

  • Provided comprehensive remote technical support to customers via phone, email, and chat.

  • Skilfully evaluated and prioritized complex support tickets, ensuring clear communication with all stakeholders.

  • Specialized in troubleshooting data discrepancies and addressing client concerns.

  • Collaborated with team members on various projects, including ticket resolution and investigations.

  • Demonstrated proficiency in identifying, troubleshooting, resolving, and documenting user issues.

  • Enhanced and documented procedures and support workflows to improve efficiency.

  • Established a high level of personal credibility and fostered strong relationships with customers through technical expertise in NinjaCat.

Skills: Skill Development · Technical Presentations · Public Speaking · Communication · Team Collaboration · Procedural · Knowledge Acquisition · Solutions Engineering · Key Metrics · Defining Requirements · Customer Support · Software Troubleshooting · Software Documentation · Technical Documentation · Technical Support

Feb 2016 - Mar 2017 · 1 yr 2 mos

Sales / Business Development Representative


NY, Remote

Sales / Business Development Representative

  • Enhanced sales pipeline through the discovery and nurturing of leads.

  • Developed effective outbound sales strategies, primarily through email outreach.

  • Identified potential contacts and opportunities through proactive prospecting.

Skills: Team Collaboration · Sales Prospecting · Email Strategy

Oct 2014 - Feb 2016 · 1 yr 5 mos

Automotive Technician

Competition BMW of Smithtown

Smithtown, NY

Level 1 BMW Technician, Specialising in Diagnostics, Repair and Maintenance of Electrical and Computer components of vehicle systems, including (Passive and Active Safety, Emissions, Engine control, Hybrid, Passenger climate, comfort and infotainment systems). Precise attention to detail in the teardown and reassembly of BMW Engines. 

Dec 2011 - Oct 2014 · 2 yrs 11 mos

Automotive Technician / Team Leader

BMW of Oyster Bay

Oyster bay, NY

Level 1 BMW Technician, Team Leader, Diagnostics, Dispatching, Time Management, Maintain Monthly Performance Goals, Provide Technical Advice and Assistance to Team Members, Supervise and Train Apprentices.

Oct 2007 - Dec 2011 · 4 yrs 3 mos

Automotive Technician

Rallye BMW

Westbury, NY

Level 1 BMW Technician, Diagnostics, all vehicle service repairs

Jul 2006 - Sep 2007 · 1 yr 3 mos

Automotive Technician

Hassel Bmw

Freeport, NY

Level 1 BMW Technician, Diagnostics, all vehicle service repiars



BMW STEP, Student Technician Education Program
Montvalle, NJ

Field of Study: Brand specific training from BMW NorthAmerica, ByteFlite, MOSTbus, CAN-bus, Body Electronics Coding, Programing, Troubleshooting, Entertainment and Communication Systems, PassiveSafety, ActiveSafety, LightingSystems, DistanceSystems, ClimateControl, EngineElectronics, TurboChargers, EmissionsManagement, Chassis Dynamics, ActiveSuspensions, PowerManagement, ActiveCruise Control, Heads Up Display, Multiple Restraint Systems, Rollover Protection Systems, 


State University of New York College of Agriculture and Technology at Morrisville

Field of Study: Automotive Engineering Technology/Technician

Degree: Bachelor of Technology - BTech